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Thursday, March 01, 2007

 

Bite your tongue or else...

Boobs with scissors
MILAN (Reuters) - A Milan teacher cut a unruly 7-year-old pupil's tongue with scissors to silence him, police and school officials said on Tuesday. The child, of North African origin, needed to go to hospital for five stitches to close the wound... Police are trying to find out whether the injury was inflicted intentionally or was a joke gone wrong.

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

 

Text messages land teacher in hot water

Boobs and marijuana:

A middle school teacher trying to buy pot was arrested after she sent text messages to state trooper instead of a dealer... Trooper Trevor Pervine was at dinner with his wife and parents celebrating a birthday when his phone started buzzing with messages about a marijuana purchase... Pervine responded to set up a meeting... Authorities say Ann Greenfield, 34, arrived at the meeting point and found Pervine and other law enforcement officers waiting for her.
"She learned her lesson. Program your dealers into your phone."

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Friday, December 15, 2006

 

Teacher Suspended Over His Paintings

Boobs in school
Stephen Murmer's secret career as an artist has caught up with him. Murmer, a popular high school art teacher, was suspended after objections were raised about his private abstract artwork, much of which includes smearing his posterior and genitals with paint and pressing them against canvas... Murmer went to great lengths to keep his work life separate from his activities as an artist, said ACLU executive director Kent Willis. As an artist, he goes by the name "Stan Murmur," and appears in disguise in photographs and videos promoting his art... In response to questions about his disguise, Murmer said: "I do have a real job where I do have real clients and I don't think they'd be too understanding if I was also the guy who painted with my ass."

Owning a piece of Murmer's art doesn't come cheap. On his Web site, his
creations run upward of $900. His most popular piece, "Tulip Butts," goes for
$600. Butt Print Art: http://buttprintart.com/

In this story you get to make up your mind who the boobs are: the art teacher or those who suspended him.

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