Saturday, March 17, 2007
How Did They Find Him So Easily?
Boobs commiting crimes
Authorities in Iowa say a burglar left a calling card behind when he broke into an apartment.This guy must be a Republican. How do I know? Because Democratic felons want to vote; Republican ones want to keep stealing. Duh!
They found a Corrections Department identification card they think the burglar used to jimmy a lock.
That led them to a former inmate, who was arrested at a Bettendorf motel. He'd been released from prison in January after serving a little over two years for burglary.
Labels: boobs, stupid criminal
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Bank robber nabbed 30 feet from bank
The thief had the bank-robbing part down, putting his finger in his pocket to simulate a gun at a northeast Nevada bank on Tuesday. It was the getaway that proved a bit more difficult. The suspect, identified as Keith Woodall, 65, made it only about 30 feet outside the downtown branch of the Great Basin Bank in Elko before police nabbed him... Woodall was in possession of the money when he was apprehended and no weapon was found... he told one officer, "I just wanted to go back to jail."
Labels: boobs, stupid bank robber, stupid criminal
