WELLINGTON, New Zealand Jun 15, 2006 (AP)— A New Zealand woman who dashed into a rugby match wearing a skimpy bikini wants to auction the garment online to help pay a fine... She put the swimsuit up for auction on the TradeMe web site, and said proceeds would go toward paying the fine and court costs she faces after being charged with disorderly behavior. Bidding had reached NZ$3,520 ($2,190) by mid-afternoon Thursday.

MANHATTAN, Mont. - The town council has ordered Bob Perkins to find a new home for the goat that eats the weeds and grass on his front lawn. "I can have two obnoxious dogs, but not a cute goat," Perkins said... The town council voted Tuesday night to force him to remove the goat from the city limits... Over the years, he has had 13 different sheep, and they were all named Buddy. "They were a real babe magnet," Perkins said. "It's the way I met half of my ex-wives."

SHERIDAN, Wyo. - A woman woke up over the weekend to find a man she didn't know climbing into her bed, according to police. Eva Olson, 40, said she felt her bed move and heard the man say he wanted to talk to her, according to police. Olson didn't know William O'Dell, 48, of Sheridan, but O'Dell allegedly told police he knew Olson because she was a bartender. He allegedly said he'd stopped by her house to visit. Olson asked O'Dell to leave, then showed him out the door without incident. Police said they found O'Dell at his home, smelling heavily of alcohol.

HOT SPRINGS, Ark. - A Garland County sheriff's deputy has been fired and charged with misdemeanors for allegedly going topless at a campground at Lake Ouachita. Dawn Rene Roberson, 38, of Royal was terminated... Deputy John Tinney on Sunday spotted Roberson riding on the bow of a boat with her top off... Later... Park Ranger Rebecca McDaniel responded to a complaint and found Roberson sitting on a boat, topless talking to other people at a campsite... A short time later, Tinney responded to a complaint that a woman was without a top in view of children. The report said a grandmother complained that the topless woman became "loud and disorderly"... Another camper also complained to authorities, saying the woman became belligerent when confronted... The next day, one of the people who complained was shown a photo of members of the jail staff. She picked Roberson out of the photo, officials said.

Crews on the New York State Thruway spent hours cleaning up the mess caused when a truck full of toilet paper caught fire Monday. It happened about 40 miles east of Buffalo. The driver of the rig managed to escape. But roll after roll of the bathroom tissue spilled onto the highway, backing up traffic for miles. That, in turn, led to a separate accident involving two trucks. Police say no one was seriously hurt.

VIENNA, Austria - A tax collector in the southern Austrian city of Graz accidentally left $28,000 in cash in a black attache case he placed on top of a toilet in the men's room of a local restaurant Thursday, police said. By the time he realized it was missing and went back, the cash was gone, authorities said. As of Friday, no one had turned up with the money, prompting police in the city 120 miles south of Vienna to issue an appeal for its return.

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday. The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported. The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.