Friday, January 30, 2009
Confidential to Jessica, 23, from US, part 2
One minute if girl time is one hour in guy time. So, say a guy responds to your text message in three hours, it really was just three minutes to him. And three minutes is less than the length of a football game, or the amount of time a visit to the bathroom takes after a succulent meal. I'd say that responding in three hours is really express service.
Guys don't see the telephone as part of their anatomy, as girls seem to do. To us, a phone is a tool. Like a screwdriver or a hammer, it's to be used when there is a purpose. Using the phone to say "Hi, how are you?" is like using a screwdriver to clean your ears -- that's not its function. The phone (and text messages) should be used for something that requires and action. "Want to meet at Gino's for a steak sandwich with beer, followed by a blowjob?" Now, that will get you an answer in seconds.
You can ask him if he wants to do something this weekend, but keep in mind that he may have made plans already. If he can't make it, don't stay awake all night crying over it.
And you're not bothering. I'm glad to be of help.
Guys don't see the telephone as part of their anatomy, as girls seem to do. To us, a phone is a tool. Like a screwdriver or a hammer, it's to be used when there is a purpose. Using the phone to say "Hi, how are you?" is like using a screwdriver to clean your ears -- that's not its function. The phone (and text messages) should be used for something that requires and action. "Want to meet at Gino's for a steak sandwich with beer, followed by a blowjob?" Now, that will get you an answer in seconds.
You can ask him if he wants to do something this weekend, but keep in mind that he may have made plans already. If he can't make it, don't stay awake all night crying over it.
And you're not bothering. I'm glad to be of help.
Comments:
Post a Comment
You are not on Ask A Real Guy's Home Page.
Click here to return to Ask A Real Guy's home page where you can submit your own question or read the most recent Questions+Answers.
You are not on Ask A Real Guy's Home Page.
Click here to return to Ask A Real Guy's home page where you can submit your own question or read the most recent Questions+Answers.
