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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Curry that tasted like crap
Boobs and dog shit:
Tags: boobs, dog shit, curry, dog excrement, bad marriage
A disgruntled wife has admitted feeding her husband a curry containing dog excrement after their relationship broke down.Next time you tell your wife her cooking tastes like shit, pay attention to her face. If she's grinning, you better reach for toilet paper instead of a napkin.Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against former husband Donald Martin...
At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement instead.The court heard that the couple had been married for 21 years but in recent years their relationship "had hit an all time low".
Tags: boobs, dog shit, curry, dog excrement, bad marriage
