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Sunday, March 18, 2007
No Celery At Chelsea Soccer Matches
Chelsea boobs and celery
Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery...
If she doesn't want to come (to the soccer game), she's going to get tickled. What's unprintable about that?
LONDON (Reuters) - Chelsea warned their fans on Friday against throwing celery during matches, saying it was a criminal offence and that anyone caught lobbing the popular salad vegetable could be banned... Though apparently a growing problem with it landing on the pitch, Chelsea fans have been throwing celery among themselves, and singing an unprintable song about the vegetable, for more than two decades.Ah well, you know I had to find the "unprintable song". Here it goes:
Celery, Celery,
If she don't come,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery...
If she doesn't want to come (to the soccer game), she's going to get tickled. What's unprintable about that?
Labels: boobs, celery song, chelsea, soccer fans
