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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

 

The devil and the old man

Joke submitted by Jhuvette:

The church was full and all of a sudden the doors at the back of the church blew open; in came a floating, glowing, scary-looking devil!

As the devil entered, the congregation scattered and disappeared, except for one little old man sitting on the front pew.

The devil floated up in front of the old man and looked him square in the eye and said, "Arrr! Why didn't you run from me? Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The little old man calmly answered the devil, "Because I have been married to your sister for fifty years."

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What do you call a Muslim man with both a camel and a goat?

... a bisexual!
 
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