I love this headline from Yahoo!News

News The Taliban are on the move again in Afghanistan. And, in other news, Suri Cruise has two eyes, a nose and a full head of hair.

Who gives a shit? Honestly, here we go again obsessing about a CHILD, just an ordinary child. Who cares if her parents are actors? Who cares how much they make, or if her dad is a Scientologist? Since when is someone's religion ANYONE's business? Do I care how Katie Holmes feels about the media's treatment of Tom Cruise? Not really.

So they're going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine. Nice for them. So people have been reporting sightings of their baby. Uhh, mmmkay. Did anyone doubt the existance of their baby? Does anyone think that maybe they want privacy because it's their kid, and not something to be part of the media madness that is TomKat? Maybe I'll do the same thing someday. Run around with my baby, yelling please no pictures!