Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Give Me a Blowjob Lady!
Scott, 18
Minnesota
Asks:
I've been dating this girl for a while and I want to ask her to give me a blowjob, like a full blowjob. I've gone down on her a few times and she apparently really likes it, but she doesn't return the favor except for a few seconds of foreplay and then she want to have sex. How can I communicate it to her without offending her or something like that?
Lee's Thoughts:
This is what you do...go down on her for a WHILE. Camp out down there. Don't rush, just take your time and love it until you make her entire body thrash. Then, two days later, do it again. Show her how you LOVE IT. You love to make her come. You love to see her happy. Do it without ANY expectations of what may or may not come after that. Just focus on the triangle of mystery and have nice, luxurious time with it.
Then, THE NEXT DAY...
(Do not bring this up the minute you finish off with her, because it will completely take away from the wonderful selfless act you just performed. You aren't doing this as a tit for tat thing...you do me and I'll do you...You are doing this to appeal to her SUBCONSCIOUS mind)
....say to her, "Sweetie Pie...you know how I lovelove being inside of you. You are incredibly sexy and making love to you is pure heaven. I'd really like to add something new to our routine. I'd love for you to kiss Mr. Johnson until he screams. Can we do that?"
This way, you aren't saying that she's a failure. You are explaining how hot she is and how MUCH it would turn you on to get a blowjob from your number one gal. Ask her if she enjoyed it when you went down there and tell her that you'd really like to experience that as well.
You will never get it if you don't ask for it. She will just continue on as if your sex life is perfect unless you tell her what you need. Your relationship will go nowhere if you can't discuss something as intimate as sex.
JUST DO IT! Be sweet and she will have no reason to be offended or pissed.
Good luck.
Minnesota
Asks:
I've been dating this girl for a while and I want to ask her to give me a blowjob, like a full blowjob. I've gone down on her a few times and she apparently really likes it, but she doesn't return the favor except for a few seconds of foreplay and then she want to have sex. How can I communicate it to her without offending her or something like that?
Lee's Thoughts:
This is what you do...go down on her for a WHILE. Camp out down there. Don't rush, just take your time and love it until you make her entire body thrash. Then, two days later, do it again. Show her how you LOVE IT. You love to make her come. You love to see her happy. Do it without ANY expectations of what may or may not come after that. Just focus on the triangle of mystery and have nice, luxurious time with it.
Then, THE NEXT DAY...
(Do not bring this up the minute you finish off with her, because it will completely take away from the wonderful selfless act you just performed. You aren't doing this as a tit for tat thing...you do me and I'll do you...You are doing this to appeal to her SUBCONSCIOUS mind)
....say to her, "Sweetie Pie...you know how I lovelove being inside of you. You are incredibly sexy and making love to you is pure heaven. I'd really like to add something new to our routine. I'd love for you to kiss Mr. Johnson until he screams. Can we do that?"
This way, you aren't saying that she's a failure. You are explaining how hot she is and how MUCH it would turn you on to get a blowjob from your number one gal. Ask her if she enjoyed it when you went down there and tell her that you'd really like to experience that as well.
You will never get it if you don't ask for it. She will just continue on as if your sex life is perfect unless you tell her what you need. Your relationship will go nowhere if you can't discuss something as intimate as sex.
JUST DO IT! Be sweet and she will have no reason to be offended or pissed.
Good luck.
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Lee's right, you'll never get it if you don't ask for it.
What's worse, is that you'll never get it if you insist on talikng to her like she's a five year old child. Talk to her like a LOVER would, not a father figure.
Seriously, if any man said to me: I'd love for you to kiss my MR. JOHNSON until he screams"...I'd slap him...or run for the hills. But one things for sure..IT WOULD TURM ME OFF...let alone confuse the hec out of me.
Don't undermine your credibility as an equal partner who respects and knows his WOMAN doesn't appreciate being cajoled, patronized or talked to like she's CLUELESS.
Simply be REAL, be AUTHENTIC...then watch the magic unfold.
What's worse, is that you'll never get it if you insist on talikng to her like she's a five year old child. Talk to her like a LOVER would, not a father figure.
Seriously, if any man said to me: I'd love for you to kiss my MR. JOHNSON until he screams"...I'd slap him...or run for the hills. But one things for sure..IT WOULD TURM ME OFF...let alone confuse the hec out of me.
Don't undermine your credibility as an equal partner who respects and knows his WOMAN doesn't appreciate being cajoled, patronized or talked to like she's CLUELESS.
Simply be REAL, be AUTHENTIC...then watch the magic unfold.
I thought it was obvious that he would use HIS OWN WORDS. I'll try to add a disclaimer next time. I used "Mr. Johnson" for a HUMOROUS effect. Hopefully some people got that.
Oh, oops! Gee, for some reason I saw a script there for him to follow...your script.. both in action and words. Oh I'm such a daft one.
Yes, "Mr. Johnson" was definately a humorous addition..as a-matter-of-fact...lol... I was drinking rootbeer when I read it...laughed so hard it sprayed right out my nose.
Oh well, Scott can decide...it's either going to be "daddy" or "lover"...What's it gonna be Scott!!haha.
Oh Stacy, there's no doubt in my mind you had a good laugh!
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Yes, "Mr. Johnson" was definately a humorous addition..as a-matter-of-fact...lol... I was drinking rootbeer when I read it...laughed so hard it sprayed right out my nose.
Oh well, Scott can decide...it's either going to be "daddy" or "lover"...What's it gonna be Scott!!haha.
Oh Stacy, there's no doubt in my mind you had a good laugh!
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