Ecuador fan calls up his buddy and says, "Okay, I got tickets to the game, but it's right in the middle of the hardcore Poland section. If we cheer for Ecuador, we'll get the crap kicked out of us. So we'll have to be completely neutral. But, at least we'll see the game."

So their are watching the game and Ecuador scores a goal. The one guy is absolutely dying. He's just desperate to cheer, he can barely contain himself, but just in the nick of time his buddy whispers to him, "Dude, you're going to kill us both. Just get a grip."

He calms down, until the second half when Ecuador scores again. And he just can't help himself. He rips open his jacket, shows his Ecuador jersey, and screams "GOOOOOOOOOOL!" at the top of his lungs. He feels the first blow smash across his face, and everything goes black.

He wakes up in the hospital, and sees his friend by his bedside. "I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself." His friend says, "Well, I did warn you."

Then the guy asks his friend, "You seem all right. How did you get out of there with no bruises?" And the friend says, "Who do you think broke your nose?"

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