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Sunday, May 21, 2006

 

Went for a ride at 10

Boobs in the highway:
PENSACOLA, Fla. - A 10-year-old girl who drove off with her guardian's sport utility vehicle with a toddler and a 5-year-old on board crashed the vehicle into several cars, authorities said. The girl sideswiped several cars during her 15-minute drive Thursday night and reached speeds up to 50 mph... "She was so little she had to go down and hit the gas and pop her head back up to see where she was going," Roy said... The trip ended when the SUV jumped a curb and hit a fire hydrant... Sheriff's deputies charged the girl as a juvenile with kidnapping and false imprisonment and vehicle theft... The highway patrol charged her with careless driving, not having a driver's license and not using a child restraint.

Damn, why don't we also send her to Guantanamo and torture the little kid?

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