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Sunday, May 21, 2006
Doctor, Doctor Jokes
Doctor, Doctor jokes submitted by sillywilly from WI
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu.
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind. Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!.
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu.
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind. Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
