Supposedly Bacardi and cola get the job done. I'm somehow disturbed by this. What job does Baracardi and cola get done? Do they get you fucked up cheaply? Do they get a girl fucked up enough that she'll put out?

I'm also disturbed by the commercials. They show two girls, dressed sluttishly, and they're stupidly pouting that they can't have fun at a party because they're doing the low-carb lifestyle that's "so popular" nowadays, and they can't drink because alcohol and soda contain a lot of carbs. The "Bacardi", the tall one, suggests they hook up with his friend, low-cal/low-carb cola (i.e. Diet Coke). Suddenly the slutty/stupid girls are happy that they can get fucked up, and the "Cola" and "Bacardi" give each other the high five for encouraging inebriation and easy behavior.

Of course, if we were to contact Bacardi, they'd be the last to admit that they are encouraging inebriation or easy sex. They'd tell us that Bacardi and cola (or whatever you choose to add to Bacardi) is meant to be enjoyed in moderation. Whatever. Their meaning is understood by me. The sad part is that most of the people who view the advertisement will be under the age of legally consuming or purchasing alcohol. Not only that, they purchase a staggering amount of alcohol considering they're not legally able to purchase it in the first place.

Do they get the job done? Ask any horny guy, "they sure do!"