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Friday, April 21, 2006
Humiliating for my ex!
Boobs story submitted by Tara
This is long but totally worth it. And totally true. Read up!
When I was 16 and dating my HS sweetheart, a group of our friends went to see another friend in a play at the local community college in January. The boyfriend wasn't feeling very well and suddenly a few minutes into the play, got up and walked out very quickly. I let him go, and didn't worry too much about it. Lots of time passed and he hadn't returned. I thought of going to look for him, but knew it would piss him off. He was an ass and always told me to leave him alone and that I wasn't his mother if I would go look for him. Well, it was a really long play and it had an intermission like 1.5 hours later. He still hadn't showed up.
I started freaking out. Where the hell could he be? I called him, but his phone started vibrating in his coat next to me. I asked his best friend to check the bathrooms. Nowhere to be found. He couldn't have gone far, he left his coat, car keys, and phone in his coat at his seat. Eventually, his best friend, his best friend's girlfriend, and I all walk out to see if his car is still there.
We walk across the parking lot until we see him, huddled up against a snow mound by a car. He SCREAMS and won't let anyone but me come near him. Has me bring him his coat, keys, and phone. I come up to him and am like "WOAH, WTF?"
He had sh!t himself. Diarrhea. bad. FROZEN to him. All down his legs, all over his pants and shirt, all over his shoes.
He hadn't been able to make it to the bathroom, had freaked out, and ran out the nearest exit. Was the locked out, and had no way of getting back in without going into the public entrance. He instead huddled in the snow for almost 2 hours with his own sh!t frozen to him.
I had to drive him home. THAT SMELL was the worst thing in the entire world. He was frozen solid and miserable, so of course he wanted the heat on. I nearly threw up on him during that 15 minute ride.
He even made me walk into his house first to worn his dad. That was possibly the most awkward conversation I've ever had.
This is long but totally worth it. And totally true. Read up!
When I was 16 and dating my HS sweetheart, a group of our friends went to see another friend in a play at the local community college in January. The boyfriend wasn't feeling very well and suddenly a few minutes into the play, got up and walked out very quickly. I let him go, and didn't worry too much about it. Lots of time passed and he hadn't returned. I thought of going to look for him, but knew it would piss him off. He was an ass and always told me to leave him alone and that I wasn't his mother if I would go look for him. Well, it was a really long play and it had an intermission like 1.5 hours later. He still hadn't showed up.
I started freaking out. Where the hell could he be? I called him, but his phone started vibrating in his coat next to me. I asked his best friend to check the bathrooms. Nowhere to be found. He couldn't have gone far, he left his coat, car keys, and phone in his coat at his seat. Eventually, his best friend, his best friend's girlfriend, and I all walk out to see if his car is still there.
We walk across the parking lot until we see him, huddled up against a snow mound by a car. He SCREAMS and won't let anyone but me come near him. Has me bring him his coat, keys, and phone. I come up to him and am like "WOAH, WTF?"
He had sh!t himself. Diarrhea. bad. FROZEN to him. All down his legs, all over his pants and shirt, all over his shoes.
He hadn't been able to make it to the bathroom, had freaked out, and ran out the nearest exit. Was the locked out, and had no way of getting back in without going into the public entrance. He instead huddled in the snow for almost 2 hours with his own sh!t frozen to him.
I had to drive him home. THAT SMELL was the worst thing in the entire world. He was frozen solid and miserable, so of course he wanted the heat on. I nearly threw up on him during that 15 minute ride.
He even made me walk into his house first to worn his dad. That was possibly the most awkward conversation I've ever had.
