Boobs in California, submitted by anthonynee, from New Jersey:

I've lived all my life in New Jersey, where it was ingrained in my head that to head to the ocean you have to drive East. It's a no-brainer: beaches = east.

Last year I went to California. I was in Sacramento and was headed to San Francisco. For those of you who don't know American geography, Sacramento is inland and San Francisco is right by the ocean.

So, I was coming down a highway into I-80 and it came upon me rather suddenly. In a flash, I had to make a quick decisions, East or West. The way my brain worked was San Francisco = ocean = East. So I headed East. I was driving for over 30 minutes when I got suspicious that I wasn't seeing more populated areas when it dawned on me I was headed in the wrong direction.

Shhhh, don't tell anyone.