So today I clicked one of those Google ads and I stumbled onto this. It's an ad for eHarmony selling these CDs to help you "Finding the Love of your Life". At first I thought it might be some private eye thing that would look for that little blonde you had a crush in 8th grade, but it was not. I'll let them tell you what it's all about:

The fact is, most romantic relationships begin based on very little understanding of what it takes to create a thriving marriage. Finding the Love of Your Life is an exciting series that reveals the secrets to finding your perfect mate and cultivating a lifetime of happiness with that one person in the world that is just head over heels in love with you. Derived from Dr.Neil Clark Warren's 35 years as a marriage counselor, the series is inspiring, provocative, high energy, and rich with insights that you can apply to your life instantly.
· Learn the secrets to a truly joyful long term relationship
· Learn about the 7 Most Common Causes of Faulty Mate Selection
· Take the "Bottom Line Test" of your strengths and weaknesses
· The 50 similarities that matter most in a relationship
· Learn the Art of a Good Fight
· How to know if your partner has the "commitment gene"
· Learning where sex belongs in a new relationship

And how much do you pay for this miracle? Only $179.95. But you can receive it over 12 months and pay $14.95 each month. I guess there is no need to rush to Finding the Love of your Life. Nice and easy will do.

Now, $179.95 sounds like a great deal -- heck, even a good inflatable doll costs a lot more -- but I looked all over and didn't see "or your Money Back guarantee". So this may not come from Nigeria, but color me skeptical just the same. Besides, I have many "Loves of my Life" already. One day is Charming, But Single, another day it's New York Moments, and quite often it's the Breakup Babe.