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Monday, March 13, 2006
Beaten by a stripper
This guy needs a lot of help:
John Skinner, 54, said he was on his way to Bible study on Jan. 23 when exotic dancer Maureen Murphy, 25, knocked on his door and offered him a free strip-o-gram... when Skinner agreed to let her perform, knife wielding Richard Adam, 23, allegedly forced his way inside and told Skinner he owed Murphy, owner of Bikini Assassins, and another woman money for earlier services... Skinner said she fell asleep before they could have sex... Murphy went upstairs to find valuables and returned with thong underwear and medication for erectile dysfunction. The pair allegedly tried to take Skinner's car, but it was out of gas.So let's see... he's meeting prostitutes, one falls asleep on him before sex, he has medication for ED, and his car is out of gas. No wonder he's going to Bible study -- he needs a miracle.
