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Wednesday, February 22, 2006
At what time does the bar open?
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" He asks. "Same time as before... Noon." Replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but sir, in the state you're in, you won't allowed in." "No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" He asks. "Same time as before... Noon." Replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but sir, in the state you're in, you won't allowed in." "No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
