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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Timbucktoo
Joke submitted by allan benjamin, from miami florida:
There are two final contestants in a poetry competition, one a Yale scholar the other a redneck from Texas. The challenge is to make a poem using the word "Timbucktoo". Yale scholar:
Through the fiery desert sand,
treks a lonely caravan,
men on camels two by two,
destination Timbucktoo.
Big applause from the audience. People are confident the redneck can't do better. The redneck steps up to the microphone:
Me and Tim a hunting went,
found three whores in a pop up tent,
they were three and we were two,
so I bucked one and Tim Bucked two.
There are two final contestants in a poetry competition, one a Yale scholar the other a redneck from Texas. The challenge is to make a poem using the word "Timbucktoo". Yale scholar:
Through the fiery desert sand,
treks a lonely caravan,
men on camels two by two,
destination Timbucktoo.
Big applause from the audience. People are confident the redneck can't do better. The redneck steps up to the microphone:
Me and Tim a hunting went,
found three whores in a pop up tent,
they were three and we were two,
so I bucked one and Tim Bucked two.
