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Monday, January 30, 2006
Berlusconi vows no sex until voting
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ROME - Premier Silvio Berlusconi has promised Italians he would lower taxes and raise pensions. His latest campaign pledge is rather personal: no sex until April 9 elections, an Italian newspaper reported Sunday... the no-sex vow was made during a campaign rally in Cagliari, Sardinia, on Saturday with a popular TV preacher on the island and his followers. The clergyman... praised the premier for what he described as a defense of family values... Berlusconi replied: "I will try to meet your expectations, and I promise from now on, 2 1/2 months of absolute sexual abstinence, until April 9."Ahhh... makes you wish Bill Clinton could run for president again. What a fun campaign that would be.
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Italian Ice - Berlusconi Vows Abstinence Until Election - No Innuendo
Other Campaign Vows Made By Berlusconi
Vows abstinence until erection
Vows to disable the ignitions on all of his fine Italian sportscars
Vows to keep palms grease-free when at the docks
Vows to dress grunge
Vows to scrape all those rubbly old buildings to make way for go-cart tracks
Vows not to masterbate until one day before the election
Vows to usurp more beach
Vows to institute running of the polar bears in the streets of Milan
Vows not to ally Italy with any national socialists
Vows to say whatever it takes to get elected
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Other Campaign Vows Made By Berlusconi
Vows abstinence until erection
Vows to disable the ignitions on all of his fine Italian sportscars
Vows to keep palms grease-free when at the docks
Vows to dress grunge
Vows to scrape all those rubbly old buildings to make way for go-cart tracks
Vows not to masterbate until one day before the election
Vows to usurp more beach
Vows to institute running of the polar bears in the streets of Milan
Vows not to ally Italy with any national socialists
Vows to say whatever it takes to get elected
www.dungtongue.com
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